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Song Parodies -> "Clever Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Clever Girl"

Parody Written by:

Himarawi

The Lyrics

Dr. Grant
Mr. Hammond!
I own an island!
Want to see?
Sure do!

She's a clever girl, in a Jurassic world,
She's tall and slender, she can remember
She will hunt you down, she can open doors
She's prehistoric, and she's terrific!
Raptor fences are in pieces!

She's a clever girl, in a Jurassic world,
She's quickly learning, quite discerning,
Nowhere's safe at all, she's learned to open doors!
She's an amphibian-hybrid Velociraptor!

Like a predator bird, in a strange hostile world,
Scaly hide, lizard eyes, she's no raptor
She is a theme park freak, a mutant unreal beast
Killing men with her smarts and her talons
Hunts in packs, runs too fast, all I'd say: " She opens doors."

(No-ooo-oh) [×2]

She's a clever girl, in a Jurassic world,
She's tall and slender, she can remember
She isn't so nice, she'll eat you alive,
An abomination, InGen's creation

They're not real dinos, man-made monsters,
(No-ooo-oh)
Theme park genetic creations,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah) [×2]
They're not real dinos, man-made monsters,
(No-ooo-oh)
Theme park genetic creations,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah) [×2]

You can run, you can hide, but there is no escape,
She can always find you, it is always too late,
Try to run, she's no friend, you are sure to meet your end,
By her teeth and her claws, she can kill you,
Hunts in packs, runs too fast, all I'd say: " She opens doors."
Hunts in packs, runs too fast, all I'd say: " She opens doors."

They're not real dinos, man-made monsters,
(No-ooo-oh)
Theme park genetic creations,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah) [×2]
They're not real dinos, man-made monsters,
(No-ooo-oh)
Theme park genetic creations,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah) [×2]

She's a clever girl, in a Jurassic world,
She's tall and slender, she can remember
She will hunt you down, she can open doors
She's prehistoric, and she's terrific!

She's a clever girl, in a Jurassic world,
She's quickly learning, quite discerning,
Nowhere's safe at all, she's learned to open doors!
She's an amphibian-hybrid Velociraptor!

They're not real dinos, man-made monsters,
(No-ooo-oh)
Theme park genetic creations,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah) [×2]
They're not real dinos, man-made monsters,
(No-ooo-oh)
Theme park genetic creations,
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah) [×2]

Oh, that I did not enjoy!
They should all be destroyed!
Oh, life finds a way!

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