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Song Parodies -> "Marvel Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Marvel Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ronda Rousey wants to play female Captain Marvel... will she secure the role???
It's Ronda!
An Exec!
Do you wanna go for an interview?
Sure do
Begin...

(Chorus)
Want to be a Marvel girl, in the Marvel world
Phase 3 fantastic, how's my acting?
I can do my stunts, fighting vicious C-nts
MMA salvation, UFC sensation
Ronda Rousey, fit and healthy

Want to be a Marvel girl, in the Marvel world
I look fantastic in a cat-fight
Would like flying in the air, Carol Danvers' powers
Inspiration, being your creation

I'm a blond limber girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it right, fit for fighting
Villains and all, rock'n'roll, Avenger pilot wings,
Face the Kree, no despair, DNA bonding
Means so much, role to play, if you want me I'll be yours

(I am fueled) [2x]

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Marvel hottie, are you naughty?
(WTF?)
Marvel hottie, what a body!
(On no, hell no!) [2x]
Marvel hottie, are you slutty?
(G-g-get away!)
Marvel hottie, do you party?
(Not with you!) [2x]

I can fight, stunts delight, but not a sleaze
I can act like a star, but no audition on my knees
Danvers' I'm in, listen friend, need the role, not kissin'
Won't lay down, fool around, act all tarty
You can't touch, you can't play, 'cause I'm not a whore
Break your arms, break your legs, and much more!

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

Not into whoring, end of story
(FHM?)
Not into whoring, end of story
(So into you) [2x]
Nor into whoring, end of story
(C'mon, it won't be bad)
Not into whoring, end of story
(Who knows, you might even get approved) [2x]

This interview is done!
Ronda, don't leave me honey!
F' off douchebag!

"We'll get Katherine Heigl!"

Good luck with that, azzwipe!!!

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