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Song Parodies -> "Watch Ailes Pop (The Trump Fans)"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop (Candyman)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Watch Ailes Pop (The Trump Fans)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Fox News devastated that it's own Conservative audience supports Trump over Megyn Kelly and that Fox is beatable. With the Network in jeopardy, here Roger Ailes begs Megyn Kelly to appease Trump!
[Ailes]
Must get back the Trump fans- Back into Right-wing land!
Must get back the Trump fans- Back into Right-wing land!

[Megyn Kelly]
So sad to watch Ailes pop
Harsh words, but then the ratings drop
Tons and tons of hateful Tweets,
most of them all 'bout ME!!!

[Ailes]
Come on, Megyn, Sweetie
Appease the bitter Trump fans
He'll forgive your sins - if you meet his demands
Down on your knees, apology he understands
Make friends- after all, we're all Republicans!!!

[Megyn Kelly]
Oh My God! - I know that this is Washington
But C'mon Rog - Trump is a vulgarian
And he sucks - tried to soil my reputation,
Bitch, Bimbo, Blonde? F' him and his rabid fans!!!

Watch Ailes pop- Trump rating loss!
Watch Ailes pop- Trump he couldn't stop!

I wish that he had never run,
On TV all day long,
It was my greatest delight,
to watch that pig squirm that first night!

[Ailes]
Come on, Megyn, Sweetie
Appease the bitter Trump fans
He'll forgive your sins- if you meet his demands
Down on your knees, apology he understands
Make friends- after all, we're all Republicans!!!

[Megyn Kelly]
Oh My God!- I know this is Washington
But C'mon Rog- Trump is a vulgarian
And he sucks- tried to soil my reputation
Bitch, Bimbo, Blonde? F' him and his rabid fans!!!

[Ailes]
Must get back the Trump fans- back into Right-wing land!
Must get back the Trump fans- back into Right-wing land!

[Megyn Kelly]
Oh My God!- I know that this is Washington
But C'mon Rog- Trump is a vulgarian
And he sucks- tried to soil my reputation
Bitch, Bimbo, Blonde? F' him and his rabid fans!!!

Watch Ailes pop- the ratings loss!
Watch Ailes stopped- picked a fight and then lost!

NO, ROGER, I WON'T DISGRACE MYSELF!!! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES... and pray he forgives YOU!!!

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