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Song Parodies -> "Commie Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Commie Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jane Fonda, 1972, Hanoi, on an AA gun protesting the war in Vietnam...
To hell with Fonda
Veterans
Rooted for the wrong side
Hated Republicans
Didn't want us to win

(Chorus)
She's a Commie girl, in her Anti-war world
Poli-activist, a reactionist
Counterculture flair, proved she didn't care
Hated her nation, no real explanation

Was a Commie, went to Hanoi!!!

(Chorus)

Was a blonde bimbo girl, who did the "Barbarella" film
Please shut her up, not alright, reject her folly
Took a fall, Press and all, her story stinks
Left leaning, prop* meaning, Hanoi handy
Such disgust
Such dismay
The role she played, "in illegal war"
(Was a Commie whore)

Ain't Fonda Commies, helping Hanoi
Ain't Fonda Commies, helping Hanoi
Ain't Fonda Commies, helping Hanoi
Ain't Fonda Jane, slamming our boys

Such disgust
Such dismay
Had her say, she's abhorred
Such disgust
Such dismay
How we prayed for POWs tortured
(Few hundred yards from her AA tour)

Hanoi Hilton, wretched whore!!!

Ain't Fonda Commies, helping Hanoi
Ain't Fonda Commies, helping Hanoi
Ain't Fonda Commies, helping Hanoi
Ain't Fonda Jane, slamming our boys

(Chorus)

Hanoi Jane
Hanoi Jane
Hanoi Jane
POWs shamed

Regrets, there's only ONE
Caught Commie, that photo taken by someone!
Sorry you regret also not getting to f-ck Che Guavara either, you total B-tch!!!

BURN IN HELL!!!
http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jane_fonda_72.jpg

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 82

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GI John - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Dad had a bumper sticker on our old Chevy that read I Ain't Fonda Jane! I once read that one of her husbands was a self-appointed ambassador for North Korea! What's wrong with these people?
Rob Arndt - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
I wonder if anyone ever identified the AA gun? Hard to tell as the NVA used a wide range, but it might be a ZS-23-2... best guess.
Patrick - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Ever see a Jane Fonda urinal sticker? Those were popular a number of years ago.
Gotcha!!! - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow, 22 straight sets of 5s to offset those 8 straight sets of 1s. Go on Rob, pat yourself on the back again and make it 23!!!
Callmelennie - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
I once did a parody on another site on this subject called "Help Us, Fonda" (based on the OS "Help Me Rhonda.") It had one or two good lines -- Well, Uncle Ho was down cause Nixon had 'im on the run (da da da da da daa da -- da da da daa da da) Then Janie came around and sat down at an ack ack gun (;-D)
Callmelennie - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh Fonda you looked so fine! ... And we wonder if you wouldn't mind .... If you would -- help us Fonda, help us get 'em out of the South (Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao) ...... Oh help us Fonda; help, help us Fonda (Mao, Mao, Mao) .......
Wow! - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
11 straight 1s, 24 straight 5s, and nothing in-between. That's divisiveness and/or fraud.
Mom! - July 09, 2015 - Report this comment
It probably is, but from which side? Probably both sides
Please Please Tell Me Now! - July 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Jane probably thinks she is a more mature and skilled actress/thespian after all these decades. However, one of her first films is BARBARELLA - a cheap Z-grade sci-fi sexploitation cult classic from the 60s that highlights her as a "sex kitten" / vixen / goddess in interstellar space and there's some brief nudity as well. She'd probably like to put it all in the distant past but there's a very popular band that will remind her of BARBARELLA because this band is named after that movie's renegade villain. May I introduce to you, the Fab Five, DURAN DURAN.
Rob Arndt - July 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Both Raquel Welch and Italian actress Virna Lisi turned down the role (Lisi was ordered to play the part and terminated her contract with UA over it). The sci-fi comic was the first to be made into a feature film as Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers were serials. Barbarella's costume was inspired by Paco Rabanne and the city of SoGo was short for SOdom and GOmorrah! As far as Fonda forgetting it, no way! She tried to get a sequel done in the '70s and failed and then a remake with her in a supporting role to a new actress. Even in old age, she wants to be in any remake. The originator of the comic based his character on Bardot.

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