-> "Proposing Again!"
Original Song Title:
"Roses Are Red"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Proposing Again!"
The Lyrics
My dear love, Beth
It’s time that you knew
I’m on one knee, I wish to marry you
Know that you said
That us two are through
You are the one I love
Why can’t you see my love?
You’re the one I want
And I need your love
We’ll have so much fun
Please don’t leave me shunned
Are you mad because
showed up at your home?
I’m here proposing!
I’m here with flowers,
And I’ve got a ring
You said you wanted a commitment from me
Sure, our love ended
Back in ‘02
But you can see
I’m still not over you
Irresistible, just no escaping ya
Are you still mad about that party, where we trashed your home?
Look in my eyes, I have tried
Sure I lost your dog
There’s no question of how much I’m loving ya!
Please don’t say we’re done
Admit I was wrong
You’re the one I want
I know you think I’m no good
But I’m at your home
After years alone
On my knee once more
Proposing again!
Who’s that guy, Larry?
He looks like a dick
Wait...you are married
Happy, with two kids!?
But I’m the best
And you know that’s true
Dated a week
In high school, I love you!
You’re so difficult, but it’s you I love
You’re oh so smart, and perfect body...so fantastical
I saw your eyes, you saw mine
There’s a connection!
And I saw it with my new binoculars
Please don’t say I’m dumb
You’re the one I love
We’ll have lots of fun
Another thing I noticed:
You waved at me once
Or swatted a bug
Either way, I must
Propose once again
(Come love...)/Photoshopped your pics
(Come love...)/And put me in them
(Come love...)/Showed them to my mom
She thinks you’re really lovely
(Come love...)/Got your ring picked out
(Come love...)/Our life can finally start
You just have to say yes
Why won’t you just say yes?
You can have my heart
I’m on your front lawn
Two guys with white coats
Say I have to go
They’ve come to take me away!
In a padded room
I still think of you
And all we’ve been through
I’ve written many letters
You sent one my way
Said that I must stay
Least five hundred feet
Away from your bed!
(Love ya!)/You’re the one I love
(Love ya!)/We’d have so much fun
(Love ya!)/I even wrote a song
Can’t wait for your to hear it!
(Love ya!)/Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
(Love ya!)/Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
(Love ya!)/Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
It’s all in my head!
oooh oooh oooh, yeah!
Ha-eee-ah-oooh-oooh-waahh
Waa-pee-jah-oooh-oooh-caahh
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