Song Parodies -> "Bible Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bible Girl"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

NOT to be taken seriously- only a parody of a song. That's all.

I’m loving God
I hate sin!
Do you wanna be on HIS side?
OK!
Let‘s begin...

I'm a Bible girl, in my bubble world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
Other beliefs, I don‘t share, proselytize anywhere
Condemnation, sex for procreation
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!

I'm a Bible girl, in my bubble world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
Other beliefs, I don‘t share, proselytize anywhere
Condemnation, sex for procreation

I'm just a holy girl, in my fantasy world
Dress me up, choir tonight, I'm so holy
You're going to hell, as Satan fell, WWJD? Let me think,
get on your knees, confess, say a prayer, ... Let it sink (in)
Without HIM, no way, but confess and HE’ll say "I'm with you always”!

I'm a Bible girl, in my bubble world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
Other beliefs, I don‘t share, proselytize anywhere
Condemnation, sex for procreation

Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(Jesus too)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
(Jesus too)

I walk the walk and talk the talk, do whatever I please
I‘m not a teenage whore, I get down on my knees,
To pray your Pervs, Jesus is my friend,
I don‘t party down, don’t fool around, ‘cause Jesus saved me- born again!
Without HIM, no way, but confess and HE’ll say "I'm with you always”!
Without HIM, no way, but confess and HE’ll say "I'm with you always”!

Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(Jesus too)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(Jesus too)

I'm a Bible girl, in my bubble world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
Other beliefs, I don‘t share, proselytize anywhere
Condemnation, sex for procreation

I'm a Bible girl, in my bubble world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
Other beliefs, I don‘t share, proselytize anywhere
Condemnation, sex for procreation

Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(Jesus too)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(YAh-ah-way-YHWH)
Grab a Bible, let's go praise Thee!
(Jesus too)

Oh, I'm having too much fun!
Bible’s filled with condemnation
Enough for everyone!

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Matthias - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Not too sure about the pacing but the content was hilarious and all too true. I spent an entire summer dealing with Bible thumpers like the girl in your parody and let me tell you it was probably the craziest summer of my life. Those people are nuts. No offense.

Dave W. - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Skillfull blend between silly and serious...I think the chuch lady would even get a chuckle out of it

Porfle Popnecker - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Sounds like that good old church girl Marvin Gaye sang about!

Rob Arndt - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

To everyone: this song does not in any way infer that I am against Christianity for those that have true faith and LIVE IT in LOVE. What I am against are those that abuse Chritianity the same way people of all religions and secular positions of power or leadership abuse what they believe/represent. From WWJD bracelets to Promise Rings; voting Conservative and putting down Gay people; to carrying a Bible aroudn and being a braggart Church-goer... I find all of those things offensive. Believers are not perfect (no one is) just forgiven and should life a life of integrity, and humility in our fallible fleshly condition. Those that use the Bible or anything else to justify hatred and violence or simple condemnation do NOT know their Bible at all. The heart of the O/T Law and N/T grace is forgiveness and mercy, but most of all unconditional love. I just don't see that anymore which is both sad and an indicator of the last times...

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