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Song Parodies -> "Everyone Hates Marineland"

Original Song Title:

"Everyone Loves Marineland"

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Parody Song Title:

"Everyone Hates Marineland"

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The Lyrics

This obnoxious commercial jingle has been the staple on Canadian and northern American airwaves since the early 1990s. It is associated with a well-known and controversial theme park featuring performing marine animal, a kind of SeaWorld of the North.
There's a place I know in Ontario,
Where the fish all die and get burials.
It's the kind of place that's a big disgrace,
Everyone hates Marineland.

You'll get sick and bored there all day long,
The food is yucky and the rides break down.
The shows are lame and you are to blame,
Everyone hates Marineland,
Everyone hates Marineland,
Everyone haaaaaates Marineland.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 66

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 4   15
 5   36

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makayla - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
this is extremely rude marineland treats there animals with the most respect no matter what rumors say
Darius Whitehead - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
marineland is full of animals, and i'd like to say this sucks so bad. Who has written this? This was full of garbage.
Chelsy - September 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Thank you for writing this- boycott marineland and everyone who supports or deny the abuse
Nodaurbiz - June 05, 2021 - Report this comment
You're truly stupid to believe their animals were given the upmost respect .... keeping them in tanks is ABUSE...God damn it
Grove_baby - June 05, 2021 - Report this comment
I agree with you sis
Boy wonder - June 05, 2021 - Report this comment
Probably would have done the same thing there Flying Dutchmen
no - May 12, 2022 - Report this comment
agreed marine and can suck my dog
no's dog - May 13, 2022 - Report this comment
The Quebec Act 1774, formally known as the British North America Act 1774, was an act of the Parliament of Great Britain setting procedures of governance in the Province of Quebec.
no's cat - May 13, 2022 - Report this comment
The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms guarantees the rights and freedoms set out in it subject only to such reasonable limits prescribed by law as can be demonstrably justified in a free and democratic society.
no's bird - May 25, 2022 - Report this comment
The Official Languages Act (1969) is the federal statute that made English and French the official languages of Canada. It requires all federal institutions to provide services in English or French on request.

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