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Song Parodies -> "The Hostess Named Cass"

Original Song Title:

"The Nanny Named Fran"

Original Performer:

Ann Hampton Calloway

Parody Song Title:

"The Hostess Named Cass"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

I am willing to hire my old friend Cassie to be my hostess for a little game show I will create called "Mall Masters".
She was a single mom living on Timber Lane
Whose family attended church at Notre Dame
What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was sacked for a big loss.

So over to Spencer Lane came her old friend Mike
He was there to give her balloons, and she said, "I like."
He had style. He had flair. He was there. That's how she became The Hostess.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described
Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now the producer finds her so sweet. Watch out, Nathan.
The staff is actually smiling, all that they can
She's the lady who took a job she could not pass.
The flashy girl from Sharon. The Hostess named Cass!

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