For all you NASCAR and old Animaniacs fans (like me...)

From Scrawny Johnny's 3rd album - "Sharkbait." -- These people I'd like to thank for their comments on my past 25 parodies: Grace Hampton, MrMacphisto, Andrew Darwitan, MET-MAN (who believes in capitalization and no punctuation), Birgitta, Marianne E. B. Markham, S.O.L.D. (I'm guessing this person's a realtor), James Ricchione (I'll forgive his lack of spelling skills), Ka (who is anti-capitalization), Zachary Elliott (for his brutal honesty), Alyssa, Ezra, Chazster, Ms. M (the green M & M?), Johnny D (who was afraid my moniker would be interpreted as his alter ego), Ashkicksass, Know 1 Can Hear You Dream (except for me), Dee Range, Serafina, Paul Robinson, Steven Cavanagh, The Decade Police (for making damn sure I know about my stupid mistakes), Frankie, DarkJon64 (for Nintendo 64, right?), Stuart McArthur, Airfarcewon, JoeBeastyG78, Petey Pablo (even rappers like metal), Phil Alexander (for all the simplicity put into his one word comment), James Hetfield (supposedly), Fartfagit (nice sound effects), Billy Boyd (no, he's not from Blue Collar TV), Dumb Ass Kid (the world's next Einstein), Your Worst Nightmare (Rush Limbaugh in a speedo?), Senor Critic, Rick C., Moo Cow (and the other barnyard animals), Unnatural Disaster (like falling in a wood-chipper), Anderson "Parody Man" Araujo, Dominic L., Rex (bulldog or dinosaur - you decide), Kitty, Charlie Decker, Geriatricyoda (have you read my "Smells Like Old Age" parody), To A Lesser Extent, Bryan Pardue, Creepy Lizard (even though he's a teenager who still likes PokeMon), Michael Pacholek, Papercut, and of course, Red Ant, the AIC-loving crimson insect (and Androme's fire-ant killer has no effect on him). Thank You All!!