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Song Parodies -> "A College From Every State"

Original Song Title:

"Wakko’s America"

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Parody Song Title:

"A College From Every State"

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The Lyrics

Why not, lol!
Tulane’s down in Louisiana, Purdue’s up in Indiana
And there’s Bowling Green right next door out in Ohio
There’s Auburn in Alabama, and Montana State, Montana
Then UDenver, Colorado, ‘long with Boise State Idaho

Texas has A&M then let’s head north
To Massachusetts’ Harvard and Columbia, New York
UTampa in Florida and George Washington, DC
USouthwest, New Mexico and Vanderbilt in Tennessee

Elvis might’ve graduated from there, you know!

Rowan’s in New Jersey, east of MO State, Missouri
You’ve got UVA in Virginia, South Dakota has USD
Drexel U’s in Pennsylvania, and UMaine is up in Maine
And there’s Brown up in Rhode Island, and UDel in Delaware
Dartmouth’s New Hampshire, just a quick a jaunt
To Champlain Uni which is up in Vermont
UConn’s in Connecticut school begins in the fall
Kansas has Emporia, Minnesota has St. John

UAnchorage in Alaska, and there’s Doane in Nebraska
And it’s NC State in North Carolina and then
It’s UWiss in Wisconsin and Wash State out in Washington
Arizona State, Arizona and UMich, Michigan
Here’s UHawaii Manoa Hawaii’s a joy
Alcorn State Mississippi, and Southern Illinois
South Carolina with Clemson all the way
And Towson is in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay

They eat wonderful clam chowder.

UWyoming’s in Wyoming and perhaps you chose to go
To Brigham out in Utah where the buffalo roam
Georgia Tech’s in Georgia, and Minot State, North Dakota
And you might attend “UK” in your Kentucky home
Oregon State in Oregon from there take
AR State in Arkansas, Iowa has Drake
Stanford’s west in California, Oklahoma and it’s state
Marshall West Virginia and Nevada has its state

Those are some colleges there are!

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Jonathan - November 24, 2021 - Report this comment
I read this in Wakko's voice! 5s
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