Song Parodies -> "Hoochify"

Original Song Title:

"Crucify"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"Hoochify"

Parody Written by:

Kathleen MacNeil

The Lyrics

Everybody in the room is staring at me
I kinda like the attention, cuz think of all the cute guys it brings
I've got a tube top showing my stomach
Red lipstick on my mouth
Everything about me says "I'd sell out now"

And I've been looking for a boyfriend in these dirty streets
Looking like I'm starving because I never eat
I don't let them use their hands
But looking is not a sin
Women will do these things
Just to please men

Why do we hoochify ourselves
Everyday I hoochify myself
All that I do is setting up for you
I hoochify myself
Everyday I hoochify myself
Cuz I am sick of using my
I said I am sick of using my - braaaaaains... oh oh oh...

Here is a play on Tori Amos' "Crucify" and, seeing as I greatly admire Tori, it is not aimed at her, but at many young women out there today. Her song simply lent itself, and I thank her.

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