-> "I Swear"
Original Song Title:
"I Swear"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Swear"
Parody Written by:
Wes1212
The Lyrics
"I swear like the goons in the bars gettin' high
And I swear like a sailor. No need to deny.
I see there's questions about my lies
I know they think I lost my mind
But you know I just play a part
'Cause I've been this way for many years
And I'm happy Dems will cry those tears
And though I make mistakes
I'll never break a Trumpers heart
And I swear like the goons in the bars gettin' high
So beware
I swear. I'm Joe Blow; just one of the guys.
I don't care
It's gonna get worse
I know ALL those words.
Cussin' my deal and my art
Ooo...
I'll even outdo George Carlin
I'll even sign a curse with these tiny hands
We'll hang some f...in' Mexicans on my Wall
And when Dems screw with me they'll
Shove it where?
Cause nasty words on every page
Of my twitter will be all the rage
And I swear. Like the goons in the bars gettin' high
Guano's there
I swear like the blue collar guy at your side
Sh...t's there. And I swear.
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