-> "I Can Paddle You Like That"
Original Song Title:
"I Can Love You Like That"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can Paddle You Like That"
Parody Written by:
Reynaldo Acosta
The Lyrics
They paddled Cinderella,
you hope it would come true,
that one day your Price Charming
will come paddling you.
You always like to be paddled
and you never will forget
the way you felt when Romeo
paddled Juliet
And all this time that you've been waiting
well you don't have to wait no more
[CHORUS]
I can paddle you like that
I would give you a pow
You'll go ow ow ow
with the swing of my paddle
I can give you a pow
that'll be all that you need
Show you you're everything
who can be paddled by me.
If you give me a chance
I can paddle you like that
(background) I can paddle you like
(squeaky voice) I can paddle you like that
I never make a promise
I don't intend to keep
So when I say "I'll paddle you"
"I'll paddle you" is what I mean.
Well I'm no Cassanova
but I swear this much is true:
I'll be holding nothing back
wehn it comes to paddling you
You dream of pain that's everlasting
well baby position your rear end
[CHORUS]
If you want me to paddle you
I can paddle you
and I'll see through
'till your butt turns blue
If you want a man
with a paddle in his hand
you don't have to look very far
I can paddle you
I can paddle you
I can paddle you like that [chorus]
I can give you paddling
If you'll let me paddle you
Let it be done
I want to paddle you several times
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