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Song Parodies -> "Sealed In A Box (Churchill)"

Original Song Title:

"Man In The Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Sealed In A Box (Churchill)"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

If statues could sing, they might feel better protected if sealed away. Here is one example.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

(Verse 1)
I’ve been sealed in a box
Cannot show the tags
You won’t come and see me
See me

(Chorus)
Blame is cast (we know what you said)
In the past (you’re not our hero)
All aghast (bending the knee)
Get harassed, (histry we must shed)

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

(Verse 2)
I’m a white monolith
Never see my name
You won’t come and see me
See me

(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
I am reminded of the Doctor Who episode "Blink" and all the statues. Bet it would be interesting if those statues moved like the weeping angels.

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