Sitting on an Xmas chair
Listen well, dont give a toss
I am still remembered for
Ripping up Nils Lofgren (lol)
giving AIDS to Pete Tong (lol)
what do i see come my way (lol)
yes

Sitting on an Xmas chair
Silliness steals the rhyme
Where do Fack brings his Sabbath there
What do I see come this way (lol)
What do I write on my pad (lol)
Hundreds of gifts every year (lol)
writing a song for Kevin Rowland (no)

I dont fancy that
I dont fancy neigh
Neigh-yay-yay-yay
I don't need this there
Bring back the Brian Wilson

Sitting on an Xmas chair
typing lyrics Christmas-themed
You can be this everywhere
What do I see come someday (lol)
Wishing kids play with food (lol)
What do I say come everyday (lol)
No more broken glass these day (ay)

I don't mind the air
I never came, came, came, came
I don't mind the air
I never came, came, came, came
I dont mind the air
I never come, come, come, come

(BRIDGE > GUITAR SOLO):

Shitting on an angry hair
Making rules, I give a damn
Marking my own shit come afraid
What do I know everyday (lol)
What do I seed everyday (lol)
What the funk am I doing (lol)

I never came to bed
I don't like bed, bed, bed, bed
I never came to bed
I don't like bed, bed, bed, bed
I never came to bed
I never came to bed, bed, bed, bed
I never came to bed
I don't like bed, bed, bed, bed, bed