Song Parodies -> "Arachnid Troll"

Original Song Title:

"Man in the Box"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Arachnid Troll"

Parody Written by:

tealCardiocord

The Lyrics

I find the lack of Homestuck song parodies here disturbing. Therefore, I wrote this. ::::D

I'm the arachnid troll
Flarping as Mindfang
Blinded by Terezi, Terezi

John's patron troll (paralyzed Tavros)
Thief of Light (killed Aradia)
All the irons (in the fire)
Vision eightfold (bluh bluh huge bitch)

I'm the troll with the dice
Trying to kill Jack Noir
Blinded by Terezi, Terezi

John's patron troll (paralyzed Tavros)
Thief of Light (killed Aradia)
All the irons (in the fire)
Vision eightfold (bluh bluh huge bitch)

John's patron troll (paralyzed Tavros)
Thief of Light (killed Aradia)
All the irons (in the fire)
Vision eightfold (bluh bluh huge bitch)

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