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Song Parodies -> "Man in the Sleigh"
Original Song Title:
"Man in the Box"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alice in Chains
Parody Song Title:
"Man in the Sleigh"
Parody Written by:
Ben Sommer
The Lyrics
Christmas parody of the classic grunge dirge "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains.
I am the man in the sleigh
Buried in reindeer shit
Won't you come and sit on my lap?
Feed me cookies, can you leave milk too?
Jesus Christ, babe in a manger
He who stands, under mistletoe
Kisses chicks, elves in mini skirts
I am the guy who eats treats (cause I'm fat - duh!)
Candy canes and fruit cake (*blech*)
Fat old man, gets fatter ("jolly" muthafuckas?)
Feed me eggnog, with lots of rum in it
Mrs. Claus, fat old heifer
Wreaths and fir trees, what the hell's that about?
Pagan shit, we're all druids
Feed me figgy pudding, gooseberry pie
Jesus Christmas, that's a swear word not a deity [or "demigod", "savior"?]
He who eats, needs prilosec OTC
Feed me gingerbread, and elf bitches on my lap
Buried in reindeer shit
Won't you come and sit on my lap?
Feed me cookies, can you leave milk too?
Jesus Christ, babe in a manger
He who stands, under mistletoe
Kisses chicks, elves in mini skirts
I am the guy who eats treats (cause I'm fat - duh!)
Candy canes and fruit cake (*blech*)
Fat old man, gets fatter ("jolly" muthafuckas?)
Feed me eggnog, with lots of rum in it
Mrs. Claus, fat old heifer
Wreaths and fir trees, what the hell's that about?
Pagan shit, we're all druids
Feed me figgy pudding, gooseberry pie
Jesus Christmas, that's a swear word not a deity [or "demigod", "savior"?]
He who eats, needs prilosec OTC
Feed me gingerbread, and elf bitches on my lap
See the music video! http://bensommer.com/video/christmas-song-parody-video
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