Song Parodies -> No Wolfenstein

Original Song Title:

"No Excuses"

Original Performer:

Alice InChains

  
Parody Song Title:

"No Wolfenstein"

Parody Written by:

Doommaster1994 (Alice In Chains Fan)

The Wolfenstein 3D version. I'm a big fan of this game. And that's all this song is about: The game from the person you play as (William BJ Blazkowicz') point of view-about him killing the Nazis and being mad about what they have done and how he can't wait to kill all the bosses in the game.
It's a fact, play it on Mac.
Got no patience to shoot the Nazis back.
Laying low trying to save my soul.
No more hiding, the Nazis I've got to blow.

Now I'm in the Castle, here where Hitler hides.
If I kill them by myself there will be no Wolfenstein.

It's okay, I've had bad days.
Getting hurt on the best PC shooting game.
I'll beleive, I won't retreat.
You think its funny just wait 'til you get beat...

Now I'm in the Castle, with SoundBlaster FX.
Adlib, PC Speakers suck so my computer's high-tech.

(Guitar Solo)

IThey are mine, they've crossed the line.
Torturing people in castle Wolfenstein.
There's no friends in this Nazi's den.
But if I die, at least I'll still have all my pride.

Now I'm in the Castle, known as Wolfenstein.
I've finished all the episodes including Episode 5.
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Red Ant, Below Average Dave & Matthias - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry for the 3 for 1 vote/comment, but we are all in the same place at the moment (the Tampa convention).

Red Ant: Rhyming is perfect, pacing is close and wholly singable, topic is lost on me 545. . .oh Great work on an underdone Alice and Chains song.

Below Average Dave: I also am not familiar with the topic, however, I am impressed that you took on this particular song as it is the one Alice in Chains song I did as well, I'd say 555 for the fact that you are new (to my knowledge) and are taking chances, and nailing the rhyme scheme

Matthias: I don't know much about the original game, but the original song is amazing and I have to give points to you for doing a topic that isn't overdone at all because I don't think anyone has done this topic before.

Damian: I'm standing behind the other three, so hi

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