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Song Parodies -> "Cellphones"
Original Song Title:
"Them Bones"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alice In Chains
Parody Song Title:
"Cellphones"
Parody Written by:
Alan Smithee, Jr.
The Lyrics
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
I think cellphones aren't for me
Some say they weren't made for long calls
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cellphones
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
Sparks fly, savings don't start until 9
I'll get cancer from the microwaves
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cellphones
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
*Very long instrumental*
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
Toll due, if it's high, then I'll sue
Technology down in the sewer
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cell...
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cell...
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of CELLPHONES!
I think cellphones aren't for me
Some say they weren't made for long calls
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cellphones
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
Sparks fly, savings don't start until 9
I'll get cancer from the microwaves
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cellphones
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
*Very long instrumental*
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
Toll due, if it's high, then I'll sue
Technology down in the sewer
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cell...
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cell...
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of CELLPHONES!
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Voting Breakdown
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| 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
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Alan, don't know the original, but I had to give you 5s for the anti-cellphone message. I wrote my own anti-cell phone song for this site. I'm 100% against the cell phone culture.
Okay, somehting is not right here, I saw a few votes before my 455, and had the same thing happen to another AIC parody with multiple votes, but when I voted on another AIC parody that had a single 111, both votes took. I am probably just going to leave comments from now on with my vote indicated because if I do have some virus that does this, I definately do not want to wipe out everybodys vote because of that.
Sorry Alan, I am new to this site and did not know about the voting loss last year. This should be atleast a 455 and a 555, besides, anything less was undeserved anyway, so I inadvertenly wiped out all those crappy votes on a great song.
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