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Song Parodies -> "Monkey With Pox"
Original Song Title:
"Man In The Box"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alice in Chains
Parody Song Title:
"Monkey With Pox"
Parody Written by:
Ghost of Harambe
The Lyrics
Listen up monkeyf*uckers! It doesn't take gorilla strenght to avoid swinging with your banana for a fortnight. You need to get onboard with ”two weeks of no sex with monkeys to limpen the curve”!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I'm a mon-key with pox
F*cked with by halfwits
Don't come here and shag me
Hear me!
Eff-eff-eff-eff them guys! Humans on my butt
Chimp-an-an-an-an-zees, avoid those humans
They-ey-ey-ey all lie, and they're crazy
Eeeeff them guys! Pox upon their smut!
You're a primate in heat
Effing dumb halfwit
Va-ccines will not save thee
Hear me!
Eff-eff-eff-eff them guys! Humans on my butt
We-e-e-e-e will file, restraining orders
He-e-e-e who comes, should be tazered
Eeeeff you guys! And stay off the mutts!
Repeat chorus
F*cked with by halfwits
Don't come here and shag me
Hear me!
Eff-eff-eff-eff them guys! Humans on my butt
Chimp-an-an-an-an-zees, avoid those humans
They-ey-ey-ey all lie, and they're crazy
Eeeeff them guys! Pox upon their smut!
You're a primate in heat
Effing dumb halfwit
Va-ccines will not save thee
Hear me!
Eff-eff-eff-eff them guys! Humans on my butt
We-e-e-e-e will file, restraining orders
He-e-e-e who comes, should be tazered
Eeeeff you guys! And stay off the mutts!
Repeat chorus
© Peter Andersson.
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Ten little monkeys humping on the bed .. Three got up with a pox to spread .. Media called the Fauci, the Fauci said .. No blaming monkees humping on the bed!
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