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Song Parodies -> "Monkey With Pox"

Original Song Title:

"Man In The Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Monkey With Pox"

Parody Written by:

Ghost of Harambe

The Lyrics

Listen up monkeyf*uckers! It doesn't take gorilla strenght to avoid swinging with your banana for a fortnight. You need to get onboard with ”two weeks of no sex with monkeys to limpen the curve”!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I'm a mon-key with pox
F*cked with by halfwits
Don't come here and shag me
Hear me!

Eff-eff-eff-eff them guys! Humans on my butt
Chimp-an-an-an-an-zees, avoid those humans
They-ey-ey-ey all lie, and they're crazy
Eeeeff them guys! Pox upon their smut!

You're a primate in heat
Effing dumb halfwit
Va-ccines will not save thee
Hear me!

Eff-eff-eff-eff them guys! Humans on my butt
We-e-e-e-e will file, restraining orders
He-e-e-e who comes, should be tazered
Eeeeff you guys! And stay off the mutts!

Repeat chorus

© Peter Andersson.

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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Querty - August 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Ten little monkeys humping on the bed .. Three got up with a pox to spread .. Media called the Fauci, the Fauci said .. No blaming monkees humping on the bed!
Ghost Of Harambe - August 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it’
Harambe was indeed murdered - August 09, 2022 - Report this comment
Beautiful.

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