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Song Parodies -> "Ku Klux Klan"

Original Song Title:

"All True Man"

Original Performer:

Alexander O'Neal

Parody Song Title:

"Ku Klux Klan"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

[[1st Verse]]
When you need the Klan
Some folks you could count on...
Who eradicates
Eradicates black folks!
They're the ghostly gangsters, yes!
A group who will scare blacks off...
Blacks will be scared to death, yeah, yeah
We got something for them!

Our job is to make every Afro-man bleed!

If you need the Klan
Angry, fierce and strict
Racist, mad as hell?
We'll be on the money
Every day and night
Chasing blacks in sight
We are the Ku Klux Klan!
(Ku Klux Klan, Ku Klux Klan)

We're the Ku Klux Klan...

[[2nd Verse]]
Want to keep it white?
We'll be there to chase blacks off...
Hispanic, Japanese, any, non-white race will do!
That's the secret to being racist, in the whole town
If you're a supremacist
You'd think you'd own this world, huh?

Our job is to chase non-whites out of the hood


(Forget about Martin Luther King)


We're the Klan baby, chasin' out all the black folks, yeah.
Keepin' the town white, for the Gods that think black's dumb
We are the Ku Klux Klan, but each of us is...
Ooh, true Klansmen, yes
Oh we're the Klan, you see
True Klansmen, we're loyal brothers...
We're the Ku Klux Klan
Let the whole world hear it!
(Ku Klux Klan)
Let the whole world hear this, we're the Ku Klux Klan
In case they haven't heard; them black folks
Loyal Klansmen, yes!
(Ku Klux Klan) We're the Ku Klux Klan, get it?

[[Chorus (x2)]]

[[Outro, til fade]]:
Ku Klux Klan

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