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Song Parodies -> "Yellow Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Black Velvet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alannah Myles

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Yellow Myles

The Lyrics

Colegate in the middle of a yellow spell
Crest is in the middle
Mama's dancing with mustard on her teeth
The Sun is setting in mamas mouth
Mama could sing, but she blinded people
Always wanting more, but could never see again

Yellow teeth in mamas smile
Yellow teeth with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your dentist
Yellow teeth if you please.

Up in Memphis mama tried
Teeth bleachen made her cringe
Mama's yellow teeth made her who she is
Crayons made it in her color
The way people could talk to her,was with sunglasses on

Always wanting more, but the glow was too much.

Yellow teeth in mamas smile
Yellow teeth with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your dentist
Yellow teeth if you please.

Every tooth was another shade of yellow
It was like a cameras flash when she smiled

What could she do?

Yellow teeth in mamas smile
Yellow teeth with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your dentist
Yellow teeth if you please.
Yellow teeth in mamas smile
Yellow teeth with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring you to your dentist
Yellow teeth if you please.

...If you please
If you please

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Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I get the impression that someone is testing me here since you and "Buns and Noses" (unusual pseudonyms to say the least) have posted parodies today of songs I've done recently. Putting that aside though this is way way off. Did you run this song through a random song generator? 232

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