I, recommend sniffing out new leather shoes to anyone, mmm.
I, recomend smoking coke and choking in your living room, yeah.

Breath it in, (till it suffocates you)
Breath it out (till you're smelling of fumes).
Then hide the Puff,
Why not stick it up your butt?

When it hurts, you'll learn.
When you scream, you'll learn.
When you're in A&E, you'll learn
When you can't breathe you'll learn.

When it cuts you'll learn,
When you fart, you'll learn.

I recommend having your balls trampled on to anyone, (I certainly do).
I, recommend skipping round town naked on a witche's broom, feel free.
Take off your clothes,
then burn them all.
Announce you're dog's gay,
Tell everyone he's not ashamed.

When you freeze, you'll learn,
when you sneeze, you'll learn.
When you're jailed, you'll learn
When there's no bail you'll learn.

When you get raped, you'll learn
By a 10 foot ape, you'll learn.....