Song Parodies -> "Screw U"

Original Song Title:

"Thank U"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrisette

Parody Song Title:

"Screw U"

Parody Written by:

Christin Keck

The Lyrics

I wrote this after her horrible video came out, the one with her standing naked with all the naughty bits blurred. I thought it was the most pretentious and self-aggrandizing thing I'd seen her do so far.

How 'bout getting off of this high horse I'm riding?
How 'bout stopping writing obscure and vague lyrics?
How about them transparent dangling participles?
How about that elusive definition of 'irony'?

CHORUS:
Screw you idiots
Screw you buyers
Screw you disillusioned fans
Screw you critics
Screw you listeners
Screw you, screw you silence...

How 'bout standing still and taking my clothes off
How 'bout making a video that makes no sense
How 'bout screaming when I could actually be singing
How 'bout saying nothing that has any depth. CHORUS

The moment this song came out it was
The moment I crossed over into idiocy
The moment I wrote this verse was
The moment I had repeated myself enough..

How 'bout buying my music, 'cause you're masochistic
How 'bout remembering that you Tq" lots more of it to buy
How 'bout unabashedly spending your money
How 'bout not equating my work with intelligence CHORUS

yeah yeah...oh...yeah...
Spend some more....ahhh!
Buy my records.....yeah, ahh, oh....

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