i recommend sunscreen with an s.p.f. of 30 or more
i recommend getting some today while you're at the store

rub yourself down (you'll be much safer)
and you won't frown (you'll feel so great)
because today it's gonna be hotter than hell

you'll itch, you'll burn
you'll bitch, you'll burn
you'll cry, you'll burn
you'll never learn
you'll peel, you'll burn
pain's real
you'll burnnnnnnnnn

i know that skin cancer is no laughing matter and so do you
that's certainly true
i know that prevention goes a long, long way, it starts with you
so feel free

so splash it on (it wont feel sticky i promise)
it won't take long (just a minute)
and your skin won't turn red like a lobster's

you'll itch, you'll burn
you'll bitch, you'll burn
you'll cry, you'll burn
you'll never learn
you'll peel, you'll burn
pain's real
you'll burnnnnnnnnn

go buy some now (set your mind at ease)
You won't say "ow!" (no pain to worry about)
No need to increase your chance of early death

you'll itch, you'll burn
you'll bitch, you'll burn
you'll cry, you'll burn
you'll never learn
you'll peel, you'll burn
pain's real
you'll burnnnnnnnnn

you'll itch, you'll burn
you'll bitch, you'll burn
you'll cry, you'll burn
you'll never learn
you'll peel, you'll burn
pain's real
you'll burnnnnnnnnn