An old man,
Who rode the waves.
He got to drive a ship,
For only a few days.
Ain't no black guys,
On the big ole' thang.
If there were a few slaves,
It would stay in fame.
The ship was so gigantic.
Don't you think.

It's a pain,
To have the story retold.
Now they're making movies,
Yes, it's getting to old.
And everytime,
The movie tickets sold.
Well, who would've thought,
That it'd sink.

Mr. Jack Dawson,
Looked kinda bi,
With his Hispanic friend,
Who surely wouldn't survive.
He met Ms. Rose what's-her-name,
Who was about to die,
She didn't kill herself,
But in the end she died,
She rode the ship, Titanic.
Yes, it sank.

Yes, James Cameron,
Is a tad bit insane.
When he made the movie,
Some thought he lost his brain.
But then it won awards,
And now it's so lame.
Well, who would've that it'd win.

Well, film has funny way,
Of messin' up all the little facts,
Of a big-ass ship, yet, people think it's right.
Titanic's getting gay,
Because of all the little fruities acting, gettin' their lines wrong,
But gettin' awards in everyplace.

Who'd give a damn,
If the movie was late,
Went to the exit sign,
To take a major break.
It feels like 22 years,
When it's really four hours,
Now Mr. James Cameron thinks,
That he's got the power.
That stupid ship, Titanic,
Without a doubt.
I really hate Titanic,
I think you've figured that out.

Yes, James Cameron,
Is a tad bit insane.
When he made the movie,
Some thought he lost his brain.
But then it won awards,
And now it's so lame.
Well, who would've that it'd win.

Well, film has funny way,
Of messin' up all the little facts,
Yea; films have funny, funny way.
Of screwin' us up,
Screwin' us out.