That guy is Meczkowski
Say "Hi" to Meczkowski

Hey, clear the way in the A-Wing hall
Hey you, let him through, cause he tops them all
He's smart, funny too, some would even call him sly

Doesn't use a note book
Gets the facts with one look
And I'm gonna tell you why

Meczkowski, brilliant is he, an honor student
Cept in math, hopes he will pass that with a D
Takes German with a nice Frau
His'try's his favorite class now
And he placed the chair fourth highest in the county

Meczkowski, polite is he
Quite a nice fellow
Can't get dates, which he sure hates, still he's happy
He sucks at the sports in gym
But he sure as hell can swim
And why do his friends call him "Moose" Meczkowski

He will sometimes slack off on his homework
And he knows how to brag discreetly
Hearing this you might think that he's a jerk
But don't be a fool, I'm telling you
He is as nice as nice can be

Meczkowski, creatively likes to write stories
And this song isn't too long comparitively
It's clear he has too much time
To make these stupid things rhyme
This waste of life is a crime for Meczkowski

Democrats form the base of his belief
Which is why he supported Kerry
Hoped the house would be taken from the thief
He felt very blue, it's sad but true
That Bush won back presidency
Sad was he...Meczkowski...

Meczkowski, fabulous he, such a great person
I feel blessed he's taken the time to get to know me
And that, good people is why
I sing great praise of this guy
With his A+ projects, high grades galore
With his speedy swimming, good manners and more
He's always smiling, he helps his old folks
And he doesn't sing off key
Three cheers for Meczkowski