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Song Parodies -> "On the Highway"

Original Song Title:

"A Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Aladdin Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"On the Highway"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
(Driver who called 1-800-insert name)
I want all of your pearls
Gem Stones, Golden Rings, Diamonds
Cash from whip lash or perhaps
We should let the court decide

I can fake broken necks
Whine about both my shoulders
Back Pain, Eye Strain it's insane
Cause you hit me late that night

On the highway
The place where I had last seen you
Insurance may so no
I'll take your dough
Don't matter if we're scheming

(Other Driver)
On the highway
I simply bumped you and you sued
I tried to swerve and steer
I hit you're rear
Now I'm in the darn court room with you

(the first driver)
Now I'm in the great court room to sue

(Other Driver)
How'd you not see my lights
Hear those tires were squealing
Now my hood paint is peeling
Like I am some reckless wife

(Driver 2)
On the Highway

(Driver 1)
Took my lawyers advice

(Driver 2)
Get another opinion please

(Driver 1)
Why do that, I like this one

(Driver 2)
Don't even have a scar
Nor does your car
You just want to have a shopping spree

(Driver 1)
On the highway

(Driver 2)
Could have let me get by

(Driver 1)
Take this offer or you'll be screwed

(Driver 2)
Hope the judge will do better

(Both Drivers)
When you drive be aware
and drive with care
Wish I hadn't shared the road with you

(Driver 2)
From the Highway

(Driver 1)
From the Highway

(Driver 2)
You're suing me

(Driver 1)
Cause you hit me

(Driver 2)
A scary place

(Driver 1)
I'll win this case

(Both Drivers)
Judge, help me please
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Drive safely, and write cleverly (as in this parody).
Matthias - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
You turned this Disney love song into a song about two drivers bickering on the road! I love it!!! Very classy Dave, Very classy indeed.
LilCUPcakes - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sassy, too ! Sir BAD. with a Cabo-Wabo beat!
Andria - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Although I dislike Disney for watering down traditional fairytales and other children's stories as well as getting kids hooked on such cacophonous crap as "High School Musical" and "Hannah Montana", I enjoyed this parody, and it reminds me of people cussing me out when I take up two parking spaces at the mall, Wal-Mart, the doctor's or dentist's office, etc. with my enormous, extremely worn-out, faded, oil-burning wreck of a 1978 Dodge Magnum, which has become the butt of jokes at work, in my family and around my neighborhood. Although I have hard feelings for Disney, I still give you 5's because of the funny subject matter and the fact that I know the lyrics by heart thanks to the fact that my attorney's office and the beauty shop that I patronize, both of which I visit regularly, always have Disney music playing.
Ann Hammond - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he
Below Average Dave - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D, Matty, LCC, Andria and Ann!

Andria: Yeah Disney music finds its way into everything, but you have to admit, comparatively speaking, I'll take Aladdin over HSM or Hannah any day (Wow, what has happened with kids shows. . .when I was a kid. . .we liked TMNT, Hercules and a little Smurfs here and there.)
Andria - November 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave: As for my favorite TV shows when I was a kid, I liked talk shows, such as Geraldo, Donahue, Merv Griffin, Jenny Jones, Sally Jesse Raphael, Maury Povich, Oprah, "Live" with Regis & Kathie Lee, and Jerry Springer, and I also liked game shows, professional golf, Hard Copy, boxing, wrestling and comedy shows, such as David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Johnny Carson and Jay Leno. The same holds true today, although all of the episodes of shows that are no longer on the air come from DVDs that I burned off of old VHS tapes that either my mother or myself recorded off of the TV, replete with classic '80s and 90s commercials, including the Ladysmith Black Mambazo Lifesavers candy commercials, the "fast baby" Dupont carpet commercial and cigarette commercials, among many others.

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