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Song Parodies -> "One Jump: Sonic's Version"

Original Song Title:

"One Jump"

Original Performer:

Aladdin Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"One Jump: Sonic's Version"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sonic: Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the villains
One zip ahead of the crooks
Man these guys are really tenacious schnooks
One jump ahead of the crooked
One dash ahead of the cruel
I’m here to make sure evil doesn’t rule
Eggman: Quick pest!
Erazor: Blue rat!
Black Doom: Rodent!
Mephiles: Take that!
Sonic: Can’t you take a hint, guys?
Villains: Crush his bones and gouge out his eyes
Sonic: Why even try? Gotta face the facts
You’re my only real friend, Tails

Female Crowd: Look, it’s Sonic Hedgehog, such a hero
Guys like him will always rise to fame
Some say nothing really gives him fear, oh
Sonic: Gotta fight to live, gotta live to fight
Otherwise I think I’d go insane

Sonic: One jump ahead of the lawless
One sprint ahead of my death
I never really have time to catch my breath
One jump ahead of the slowmos
One leap ahead of the flock
I think I’ll just take an easy walk
Eggman: Stop, you!
Erazor: Don’t run!
Black Doom: Say cheese!
Mephiles: Bad pun!
Sonic: Let’s not be so hasty
Mephiles: Iblis thinks you look quite tasty
Sonic: Gotta fight to live, gotta live to fight
Otherwise, we’d get along
Villains: WRONG!!

Sonic: One jump ahead of the lasers
(Quick pest)
One dodge ahead of the gun
(Blue rat)
One trick ahead of disaster
They’re quick, but I’m much faster
(Take that)
Here goes, this trick has never failed me
When evil has assailed me
All I gotta do is RUN!!

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Lover of Todd - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I really liked it, this is a great song. And when I was younger, I played Sonc all of the time. It was great.

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