Congratulations, tween
You've joined the team
And your sector will agree
We've got the finest guts to kick some adult butts
Welcome to the KND!

A military of kids that you can trust
There's ice cream every day at three
Got lotsa candy to share
Some Yipper cards to spare
Welcome to the KND!

Now you get to fight with teens
Never have to eat your greens
But we always fight for free
With some 2x4 tech
Always winning by heck

Me (at 9 years of age) Oh, I love this show.

Plannin' a mission
While we're wishin'
Fightin' those grown ups and teens
If you hate going to school
You'll think this org. is real cool
Welcome to the KND!

Welcome to the KND!

As five we are the perfect team (Aaaah)
Kicking butt is in our genes (Aaaah)
Rainbow Monkeys are not mean (Aaaah)

Go on lots of missions!
'Till you're decommissioned!

An a brand new active member on the team
An operative's life can be sweet
Ya gotta splank up some teens
Until you're birthday reads thirteen
We got a temporary contract that you cannot keep
But if you choose to quit
You can't rejoin that's it
Wel-wel-welcome to the,
Wel-wel-welcome to the
KND!