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Song Parodies -> "The Godzilla Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Chanukah Song"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"The Godzilla Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

While Godzilla is the focus in this parody I name drop a bunch of kaiju monsters here. Some created by Toho and others are not.
Let's grab the militia
Here comes Godzilla
Such an enigma
Can't decimate Godzilla
Godzilla brings... incredible huge fights...
Atomic breath sprays those peasants and teeth leave nasssssttyyy bites!

Townsfolk squeal when he flips his lid and frowns... They're crushed under this feet
He's so pissed when missiles whack his tuckus... He'll go smash your street
Mighty King Kong's... Smacked like Destoroyah...
So is Varan, Shockirus and the great King Ghidorah

Guess who shoves skyscrapers while he's in Nagasaki
Mechagodzilla and leaves the people gawking
King Caesar's quite brutish and Gamera's kaiju
Fangs are like threshers... Mess with them and you're screwed

Trump better build a wall so these beasts are blocked
Cause New York met this idol and Matthew Broderick was in shock (though foolish!)

Hop in your gondola
To flee from Godzilla
You'd better grab a boot so you can stomp on Kumonga
You can't break Godzilla

Anaconda... Not kaiju...
But guess who is... The Marshmallow Man who's huge... He's distorted
We've got Chimera... And that creature Yongary
Reptilicus is strange and ghoulish... Denmark's scary!

Those rabbit freaks from that "Night of the Lupus"
Well, they're not but guess who is...
They'll leave you bruised, They'll roar and hiss
Giant insects... And sea monsters leave you squished

He'll chomp cars like granola
Check out that heavyweight: Godzilla
His big toe will crush your Toyota
Watch for cranky, angry Godzilla
Toho's the monster Coppola
Raked in Taco Bell Ad mulla
Running through town stomping villas
He's that nasty, raspy, trashy, ghastly Godzilla
Go! Go! Godzilla!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
555! Hey Matthias, did you ever collect monster toys back in the '70s? Do you remember the Momo? The Missouri Monster from 1971? It was similar to a Sasquatch. The toy version:
Rob Arndt - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Btw, Nevermore Toys did Mothman, the Jersey Devil, and Chupacabra, too!!!
Jonathan - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh My Godzilla! 5s
Matthias - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Rob, Nope. I was born in 1988. That's pretty cool though.
Rob Arndt - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
I hear that the remake for "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" has restarted again with a writer and Scarlett Johansson offered lead female role. This was April 9, 2015. Have always been upset that John Carpenter's version never got made. Other proposals also failed under the title "The Black Lagoon." Set in the Amazon it concerned pharmaceutical dumping and would feature a search team looking for the fabled pyramids in the Amazon. You can guess what happens next to the female leader of the expedition ;-)
John Lomain - November 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Hilarious. My favorite movie is probably still the '98 Godzilla, although I also liked the one 2 years ago (I've seen parts of the Japanese ones on tv too). 5's
Rob Arndt - November 17, 2016 - Report this comment
John, did you know that there's talk of a Marvel Godzilla movie for 2020? In the'70s Marvel had a Godzilla comic and both the Avengers and Fantastic Four fought Godzilla plus others. Btw, "Godzilla 2" comes out on June 8, 2018.
John Lomain - November 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Didn't know any of that; Interesting

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