-> "The Godzilla Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Chanukah Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Godzilla Song"
Let's grab the militia
Here comes Godzilla
Such an enigma
Can't decimate Godzilla
Godzilla brings... incredible huge fights...
Atomic breath sprays those peasants and teeth leave nasssssttyyy bites!
Townsfolk squeal when he flips his lid and frowns... They're crushed under this feet
He's so pissed when missiles whack his tuckus... He'll go smash your street
Mighty King Kong's... Smacked like Destoroyah...
So is Varan, Shockirus and the great King Ghidorah
Guess who shoves skyscrapers while he's in Nagasaki
Mechagodzilla and leaves the people gawking
King Caesar's quite brutish and Gamera's kaiju
Fangs are like threshers... Mess with them and you're screwed
Trump better build a wall so these beasts are blocked
Cause New York met this idol and Matthew Broderick was in shock (though foolish!)
Hop in your gondola
To flee from Godzilla
You'd better grab a boot so you can stomp on Kumonga
You can't break Godzilla
Anaconda... Not kaiju...
But guess who is... The Marshmallow Man who's huge... He's distorted
We've got Chimera... And that creature Yongary
Reptilicus is strange and ghoulish... Denmark's scary!
Those rabbit freaks from that "Night of the Lupus"
Well, they're not but guess who is...
They'll leave you bruised, They'll roar and hiss
Giant insects... And sea monsters leave you squished
He'll chomp cars like granola
Check out that heavyweight: Godzilla
His big toe will crush your Toyota
Watch for cranky, angry Godzilla
Toho's the monster Coppola
Raked in Taco Bell Ad mulla
Running through town stomping villas
He's that nasty, raspy, trashy, ghastly Godzilla
Go! Go! Godzilla!
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