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Song Parodies -> "It's a Beautiful Knife"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Beautiful Life"

Original Performer:

Ace of Base

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Beautiful Knife"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The German Eickhorn KM 2000 combat knife is the best in the world. But the Germans also have a crystal steel blade in the works which is even better...
Eickhorn made bayonets back in the day
Tens of thousands of Allied troops were slain
Combat knife at the top
Great design...

(Chorus)
It's a beautiful knife, Ja
It's a beautiful knife, Ja
It's a beautiful knife, Ja
But it hurts when it's thrust inside you
And you start to spit up your own blood!

Today, the KM 2000 can be found
Around the world with Bundeswehr troops
Only Tanto type in the crowd
So it seems...

(Chorus)

Until something new comes along
Krauss crystal steel- behold!
Diamond-shavings embedded blade
Can thrust right through metal

It's a beautiful knife, Ja
It's a beautiful knife, Ja
It's a beautiful knife, Ja

Time to cut through more bodies
German tech leads the way

It's a beautiful knife, wunderbar!!!

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