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Song Parodies -> "Reassigned"

Original Song Title:

"The Sign"

Original Performer:

Ace of Base

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I mad a bad move

I, hit our own goal line
Coach could hardly speak in English, he's so mad
"How can a person like you play for me??
(Cut!) Cut to the minors
I'm really bad at hockey
Ooooo, I don't score enough

I'm reassigned, cause I am always off-sides
I'm reassigned
Hockey's demanding, it's not soft for landings
I'm reassigned and I'm still under-sized
I'm reassigned
Why'd they ever draft me up, cause I'm scared of Ice and hockey pucks
The cold ice really sucks!

I'm, Just a defense men
For my money I knock forwards on the arse
It's just a passion, checking brings me joy
I hope I can score soon
So I can play for the Stars
Ooooo oh yeah right--I suck

I'm reassigned, I passed past both blue lines
I'm reassigned
Dropped in the standings of fantasy drafting
I'm reassigned Owners think I'm past my prime
I'm reassigned
No one's gonna sign me up until I light up the light and bring it on
But I still get paid hun!
Oh, Oh, oh




I'm reassigned at first I thought it was unkind
And I am feeling a lot less pressure
I'm home more, oh-oh-OH!
I'm reassigned but changes can sometimes surprise I'm reassigned
Nobody can shake you up to deliver good news when you have none

(I'm reassigned, I'm reassigned) I'm reassigned
(Teeth realigned, teeth realigned)
(Never resign, never resign) I'm reassigned

and I can't score but I'll try, I'm reassigned!
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Pacing: 4.8
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Peter Andersson - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
At first I thought "what made him come up with a hockey song now in the middle of summer?", but then it hit me like a cross checking that it must be silly season... ;-)
Matthias - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I liked Matthias Guy to this song by you better, because it was about me, but this was good too :P
Andria - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one... a hockey song in the dog days of summer, written by one of the best parody authors I know. 5s.
LadyPuck - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there SirDave, The MissouriRumRunner alias, ~Le Marquis De Puck ~ great write about reAlignment/reAssignment which does happen to us all at one time or another, Sir!
Christie Marie M - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
In the words of Russ Tyler from D3: The Mighty Ducks: Third line, major diss! And Charlie: I'm a scorer, not a defense! Well, being reassigned may suck, but you did shoot 555 goals with this one.
Below Average Dave - July 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone!!!

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