Original Song Title:
"The Sign" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I mad a bad move
I, hit our own goal line
Coach could hardly speak in English, he's so mad
"How can a person like you play for me??
(Cut!) Cut to the minors
I'm really bad at hockey
Ooooo, I don't score enough
I'm reassigned, cause I am always off-sides
Hockey's demanding, it's not soft for landings
I'm reassigned and I'm still under-sized
Why'd they ever draft me up, cause I'm scared of Ice and hockey pucks
The cold ice really sucks!
I'm, Just a defense men
For my money I knock forwards on the arse
It's just a passion, checking brings me joy
I hope I can score soon
So I can play for the Stars
Ooooo oh yeah right--I suck
I'm reassigned, I passed past both blue lines
Dropped in the standings of fantasy drafting
I'm reassigned Owners think I'm past my prime
No one's gonna sign me up until I light up the light and bring it on
But I still get paid hun!
Oh, Oh, oh
I'm reassigned at first I thought it was unkind
And I am feeling a lot less pressure
I'm home more, oh-oh-OH!
I'm reassigned but changes can sometimes surprise I'm reassigned
Nobody can shake you up to deliver good news when you have none
(I'm reassigned, I'm reassigned) I'm reassigned
(Teeth realigned, teeth realigned)
(Never resign, never resign) I'm reassigned
and I can't score but I'll try, I'm reassigned!
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