I, I went to the theater, I had never been there before, but turned in
How could a theater be so hard to find?
I, know why I bother, I want to see the movie
Can't find it, find it

I saw the sign, didn't see the movie theater, just the sign
Instead of parking, on my quest embarking
I saw the sign, couldn't find the movie theater, just the sign
Driving 'round the parking lot, get closer to the sign, but where is it
Oh, I just can't find it

I will soon see the moon, it's been an hour
Since I ventured in here
How could a theater be so hidden there?
I know it's open but I missed my showtime, no
It's a huge parking lot

I saw the sign, where is the dumb movie theater, there's the sign
Parking lot's double the size, I'm in trouble
I saw the sign, just about a thousand times, only see signs
Nobody knows where it is, so I'm drivin' around 'til I find it
Determined to find it, yeah yeah yeah

I saw the sign, and I'm wasting gas as I drive
And I'm not happy that I cannot find it, I'll leave it, yeah yeah yeah

I saw the sign, never saw the movie theater, just the sign
But I soon felt much better when I walked 'round the big shopping center

Just saw the sign, just saw the sign
Only saw signs
Where's the theater, where's the theater
I can't find it, I can't find it
Where could it be?
And I never found the dumb movie theater