Song Parodies -> Got Milk?
| Original Song Title: | "All That She Wants" |
| Original Performer: | Ace of Base |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got Milk?" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
She's new to Mommy Life
She's new to Mommy Life
Well, she fed him early that morning, right?
So proud of her lactation
But the baby just squawked and fought
"This is isn't working!
I feel like such a jer-erk!"
Desperate, she called her mom
Said milking did not work, it wasn't fun
Her mom said to her,
"All that he wants is the other booby
He's still a hungry boy
All that he wants is the other booby (yeah)
All that he wants is the other booby
He's just a fussy boy"
(whispered)--That's all he wants! That's all he wants!
By the dawn's early light, she finally got it right
At expressing, she's the top
Her gentle voice now sings to him
Won't pump forever!
Yes, she's got lactation!
Suck those engorged breasts gently
See there, he's latching, no more cries!
Cause Mom had told her,
"All that he wants is the other booby
He's still a hungry boy
All that he wants is the other booby (yeah)
All that he wants is the other booby
He's just a fussy boy"
She's new to Mommy Life
Well, she fed him early that morning, right?
So proud of her lactation
But the baby just squawked and fought
"This is isn't working!
I feel like such a jer-erk!"
Desperate, she called her mom
Said milking did not work, it wasn't fun
Her mom said to her,
"All that he wants is the other booby
He's still a hungry boy
All that he wants is the other booby (yeah)
All that he wants is the other booby
He's just a fussy boy"
(whispered)--That's all he wants! That's all he wants!
By the dawn's early light, she finally got it right
At expressing, she's the top
Her gentle voice now sings to him
Won't pump forever!
Yes, she's got lactation!
Suck those engorged breasts gently
See there, he's latching, no more cries!
Cause Mom had told her,
"All that he wants is the other booby
He's still a hungry boy
All that he wants is the other booby (yeah)
All that he wants is the other booby
He's just a fussy boy"
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee (An honorary member of La Leche Club, Chicago Chapter...)
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555 quarts of milk stored inside the other booby.
Hahaha, good job. 555
Not sure if there have been other parodies of this song..but I know yours is the breast..555
Udderly fantastic. Milk this for all it's worth! 555
Artistry - Ditto above
(Artistry) Can't wait for the video.
(Artistry) I hope you weren't like this when you were young! Great work, mate.
(Artistry) Holy Crap Agri. . .I don't think I've read a parody of this quality by you since. . .SLC. . .I loved it, I thought it was VERY VERY VERY creative, and sexy at the same time. . .Congrats on this one. . .
The pacing seemed a bit off to me, but this is good because of the amount of people who can relate to and therefore appreciate this.
I can't...express...my joy enough for this parody. Oh, i can hear you guys groaning from here...5-5-5
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