-> "Got Milk?"
Original Song Title:
"All That She Wants"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Got Milk?"
The Lyrics
She's new to Mommy Life
She's new to Mommy Life
Well, she fed him early that morning, right?
So proud of her lactation
But the baby just squawked and fought
"This is isn't working!
I feel like such a jer-erk!"
Desperate, she called her mom
Said milking did not work, it wasn't fun
Her mom said to her,
"All that he wants is the other booby
He's still a hungry boy
All that he wants is the other booby (yeah)
All that he wants is the other booby
He's just a fussy boy"
(whispered)--That's all he wants! That's all he wants!
By the dawn's early light, she finally got it right
At expressing, she's the top
Her gentle voice now sings to him
Won't pump forever!
Yes, she's got lactation!
Suck those engorged breasts gently
See there, he's latching, no more cries!
Cause Mom had told her,
"All that he wants is the other booby
He's still a hungry boy
All that he wants is the other booby (yeah)
All that he wants is the other booby
He's just a fussy boy"
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