Song Parodies -> "Caught With Your Puns Down"

Original Song Title:

"Caught With Your Pants Down"

Original Performer:

"Caught With Your Puns Down"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Have you ever written a parody and when finished realised that the stanzas and scheme of the original song doesn't really allowed you the wordplay you wanted to have in it? And have you ever after hours of tweaking and because of all the work you've put into it decided to post that parody anyway, only to realise from votes and comments (or the lack thereof) that it was as good an idea as to launch the Titanic? If so, you know what it's like to be caught with your puns down!

(ME):
I'm running 'round with a sprung crowd
Going out on a glass stand
Plowing too hard and too lewd
Fought lard for a grand stand
Wanna prance, wanna sing
Zipped up on my pricking thing
Tonight I'm gonna thick up
Out diving from the big bucks
And maybe I'll get beet sup

(THE VOTING/checked CHOIR):
Caught with your puns down!
Caught with your puns down!
Caught with your puns down!
Caught with your puns down!

(ME):
Lining up for a bowl call
Going out with a big hang
Getting caught with a wet spout
Take it hard like wham bam
O'erwork the hot spot
Giving it everything I've not
Just like it's never gonna slop
Tonight I'm gonna tic up
Out diving from the big bucks
And maybe I'll get beet sup

(THE VOTING/checked CHOIR):
Caught with your puns down!
Caught with your puns down!
Caught with your puns down!
Caught with your puns down!

(ME):
Chi takes my gown, gown, down
Small ship in the docking when the pace starts knocking
Round, round, round
She had a woman's intuition in a higher place

(THE VOTING/checked CHOIR):
Caught with your puns down!
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down!
DOWN!

(ME, QUIETLY SOBBING):
Caught with my puns down...
Caught with my puns down...
Caught with my puns down...

Repeat Chorus Ad Humiliatio

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Peter Andersson - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Some unintended humour has infected this parody, caused by autocorrection of some sort methinks, upon submitting the following line was all in upper caps and read - (THE VOTING / COMMENTS CHOIR):.

Red Ant - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

I must be as dense as lead, 'cuz I did ingot this. Maybe I've been, PUNDERSTRUCK! hehehe.

Peter Andersson - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanx for reading it Red Ant. The "ME" parts aren't really supposed to make sense, there's a story there but it's deliberately badly told and hidden under rhymes and puns that don't really manage to tell it. That's part of the joke, I wrote this one backwards, started with the chours / main line / main joke and filled up the rest with nonsense and jabberwocky that justified the chorus / choir's mocking of me.

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