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Song Parodies -> "Can't Bathe The Cat"

Original Song Title:

"It Ain't Over Yet"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Can't Bathe The Cat"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'd like to apologize in advance for the lack of pussy puns in this parody - it really is about aided feline hygiene.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I should have forseen
It's getting out of hand
My arms are full of lesions
It's been a flop, kitty's disinclined
Kitty's had me shread

I have failed hitherto
Wet and deaf from all the wrawl
It wriggles like a cyclone
And my fingers have been mauled

I can't achieve it - I can not bathe the cat
I can't bathe the cat
I feel aggrieved that - I can not bathe the cat

I feel its whiskers stinking
Sneaking up behind
A clean cat's my goal
Hallo - I'm out of mind!

An hour of delusion
Kept me trying many ways
I've joints in subluxation
An' nose that's come away

I've just been falling flat
Can't bathe the cat
I've tried to heave it
I've tried deceive it
I'm such a peeved git
I can't retrieve it - so I can't bathe the cat

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Wet pussy? Sounds good to me- 555!
Peter Andersson - August 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Keep 'em coming!
Doug - August 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Er, wouldn't that be dripping wet pussy? 5-5-5!

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