Song Parodies -> "I So Want Usama's Ass"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Be Like You"

Original Performer:

"I So Want Usama's Ass"

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The Lyrics

The donkeys of Afghanistan must be something out of this world. Men there give up women, beer, sports, electricity, television and all the comforts of civilization rather than giving up living with those asses in dark, cold and moisty caves, and when that alternative lifestyle of theirs is threatened they go to war against each and everyone in the whole world (except us Swedes) to protect it.

I don't know
I don't know Kabul
But I'm so there
To get a piece of his mule

I cannot mount my wife's behind
And cellulites
I'm not the Everest type
And when she leans - then I wanna un-light

Here I am - (On expedition to the east)
I know there's no bar
I know I'll have to dress like talibans
(This expedition to the east) - It's going off far
I quit my job and came this far

I don't want Usama's view
I don't wanna kill no jew - that's true
The wild here is calling
And bombs might be falling
But I soo want Usama's ass!

I'm in Tora Bora
I seek to find
To-the-pole-tied-lovers
Of the Afghanistan kind

I've travelled mountains and borders
I've tried to find the man
Why won't he come out of the shadows
Has he too much lice?
Bring him on - so I can stick to the plan

Here I am - (On expedition to the east)
I know there be scars
I know I'll have to dress like talibans
(This expedition to the east) - It's going off far
I dumped my wife to come this far

I don't want Usama's view
I don't wanna join his crew - hairy fairy
Their flour is anthrax
Here's not even Amtrak
But I soo want Usama's ass!

(Substitute guitar-wanking solo)

Imaginary donkey bonking ain't for me
I've known for so long how I wan'it to be
Neither hos, neither goats or walruses or cows
Let them run free - the one thing on my mind is how...

I don't want Usama's view
I don't want the local brew
If I'm poisoned by a fly-wok
I can't call a doc
But I soo want Usama's ass!

I don't want Usama's view
I don't wanna smell like "ewww!!!" - No way!
I might be quite headstrong
And why are my sleeves long?
All I do want is Usama's...
...Ass!

� Peter Andersson. (Anyone got a good quote about donkeys?)

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Usama's Ass - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

If you want me.......come and claim me!

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Now where have I heard that line before... hmm... ain't it Lady Arwen's catchphrase numero Uno!?!

*And so the intrigue thickens...*

Arwen - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

It wasn't me...I spell it Osama.

Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL Usama's Ass.....DKTOS K1, but very nice writing, and "donkey bonking" alone is worth the 5s :-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen: Sorry about that in that case. It's funny how that spelling is spreading though. Maybe the American media didn't like that their arch enemy had the letters USA in his name, and decided to subliminally work in another spelling. (That's a subject for parodies alone I think). Well (1) I'm starting to get used to it because it has become more and more frequent over here too, goes to prove the power of the American media culture I guess. Well (2) I'm like the Borg, I'll adapt! :-)

Stuart. Thanx! Donkey bonking was my favorite part too. :-)

Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS and no good donkey quotes either.

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