(Spoken):
Yo sharpen my pencil
Sharpen it some more
Some more
Sharpen it a little more

(Verse 1):
My teacher always told me to be careful what to write
He also said make sure it's done on time
I always had my mind on this on this one particular topic
I was determined, so I began to write

(Chorus 2x):
I'm writing a four page report
And I enclosed it with my name
And when I write it, it better get an A

(Verse 2):
People always said that I'll never get it done
They say that I'm as slow as a slug (slug, slug, slug, slug, slug)
My teacher will congratulate me when I turn it in
So promise me that you will lose your luck

(Chorus)

(Bridge 2x:)
I'm writing up a report tonight
I better keep in watch becuase it's getting late

(Chorus 2x)