Song Parodies -> "(Get) The Digit"

Original Song Title:

"No Limit"

Original Performer:

"(Get) The Digit"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Two weeks ago I saw that infamous Rebecka Black video "Friday" for the first time, like millions before me I was abhorred, there's something immensely annoying about that girls perky smile and pesky song, I'm totally with all those who say that you just want to smash her face in, grab a 24 wheeler to run down her house and call in an airstrike on the remnants afterwards before building a terminator and send it back in time to do the same to her mother before she's born just to make sure. Now I couldn't do any of that so instead, as mental damage control self-therapy, I wrote this unlimited parody song about flipping the bird to whatever grinds my gears. ;-)

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

-Let me see you flip bird

-Let me see you flip bird

Sod, sod - sod, sod, sod, sod -
sod, sod, sod, sod - sod, sod, sod off bastard!
Sod, sod - sod, sod, sod, sod -
sod, sod, sod, sod - sod, sod, sod off bastard!

Get the digit, for cutting me off
For driving to close, for strutting your stuff
Get the digit, for being uptight
For being to flaunt or for being to trite

-Let me see you flip bird

You know for sure, what it stands for
A less polite way of "au revoir"
Once kinda brash, now outta class
Dactylology for dumb white trash
Thick hick chick, yo, you tick me off
When you're lyin', I've had enough
Open the door and turn to watch it
I'll show you girl, yeah, here's my digit

Sod, sod - sod, sod, sod, sod -
sod, sod, sod, sod - sod, sod, sod off bastard!
Sod, sod - sod, sod, sod, sod -
sod, sod, sod, sod - sod, sod, sod off bastard!

Get the digit, for cutting the queue
For being a creep, for blocking my view
Get the digit, for unsent invites
For rockets of snot that you've launched on my whites

My digit's a code when it's unbowed
Reality check is - you get out!
It's pointing to the lord, I'm nail sincere
The third on my hand is a signal, hear
I never will use no formal goodbye
Flip it up, to the sky
I will just honour you finger feud
The middle digit if you are skewed

Get the digit, I'll flip you the bird
For Comic Sans font, that's making me stirred
But as nitwit, reality bites
I'm sure that I get some for songs that I write.

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