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Song Parodies -> "Me so Preachy"
Original Song Title:
"Me so Horny"
(MP3)Original Performer:
2 Live Crew
Parody Song Title:
"Me so Preachy"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Many bands and some artists like to nurture an image of rebelliousness towards norms, moral and religion. Despite the back then just minor Pied Piper Cardinal Ratzinger's 1996 retroactive efforts to help some of the classics among them out by labelling them as "instruments of the Devil" very few can truly claim to have caused a real widespread moral panic. God unwilling or not, in that aspect of Rock & Roll the 2 Live Crew and their hit "Me so Horny" are definitely among the real McCoys.
SPOKEN OVER SAMPLE FROM THE MOVIE "FULL METAL JACKET":
-What can you fix for my squalor?
-Angels song and chant!
-Any Bling?
-Kiss my ring!
Oh!
Lord of mine, oh, Lordy!
flock'em too me!
Oh, oh!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
So preachy
So, so preachy
So preachy
God bless you my child!
So preachy
So, so preachy
So preachy
God bless you my child!
Praying at home with my Vicar Paul
Then I got the good book and the meek to call
Picked up the telephone and dialled some seven sinners
Said, yo, third degree baby, are you down the pits?
How deprived are your spouse? Knocked up a store!?
Your son has diarrhoea and his girlfriend's a whore!?
I have a God so sweet, a flock that I'm churning
I have a guiding light for Lex, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Folks always ask me why I pray so much
I say what's wrong, my God is - not lickety cut
But he's the one, and you shall not be doomed
He can be your papa, an' Christ can be your groom
I know you're maladjusted, but your sins will all be dusted
Break your karma now en masse, and be showing up at mass
I hold heavenly seats, a cheek that I'm turning
An inner light complex, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
You can call me to beget if you're un-converted
Then you'll pray to my God when yo' speech in tongue is all squirted
I'll pray for your soul's, unearthly ref'rence frame
We'll be saving your soul, when you're cleaning your stains
I'm just a preacher man you should - for-ever a-bide
I'll chuck all the demons and I'm - pretty spry
I hear the spirit tweet, I speak about burning
I'll have an afterlife annex, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
If true you were no vestal until you met me
I have the fist to drive out sin, and hokeypokey
You tell your peers an' fo'ks we're gone to birch
Baby that's soo groovy, then straight to my church
You'll save yourself, by living like I do
Come to grips and get kicks, and save your sweet soul too
I'm clearing conceits, on Easter I'm mourning
I blab like Malcolm X, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Nitty gritty, nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, it's nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, it's nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, nitty, nitty gritty
Me so preachy
So, so preachy
Me so preachy
God bless you my child!
Nitty gritty, it's nitty, nitty gritty
Me so preachy!
-What can you fix for my squalor?
-Angels song and chant!
-Any Bling?
-Kiss my ring!
Oh!
Lord of mine, oh, Lordy!
flock'em too me!
Oh, oh!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
So preachy
So, so preachy
So preachy
God bless you my child!
So preachy
So, so preachy
So preachy
God bless you my child!
Praying at home with my Vicar Paul
Then I got the good book and the meek to call
Picked up the telephone and dialled some seven sinners
Said, yo, third degree baby, are you down the pits?
How deprived are your spouse? Knocked up a store!?
Your son has diarrhoea and his girlfriend's a whore!?
I have a God so sweet, a flock that I'm churning
I have a guiding light for Lex, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Folks always ask me why I pray so much
I say what's wrong, my God is - not lickety cut
But he's the one, and you shall not be doomed
He can be your papa, an' Christ can be your groom
I know you're maladjusted, but your sins will all be dusted
Break your karma now en masse, and be showing up at mass
I hold heavenly seats, a cheek that I'm turning
An inner light complex, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
You can call me to beget if you're un-converted
Then you'll pray to my God when yo' speech in tongue is all squirted
I'll pray for your soul's, unearthly ref'rence frame
We'll be saving your soul, when you're cleaning your stains
I'm just a preacher man you should - for-ever a-bide
I'll chuck all the demons and I'm - pretty spry
I hear the spirit tweet, I speak about burning
I'll have an afterlife annex, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh Lordy, flock'em too me!
Oh
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
If true you were no vestal until you met me
I have the fist to drive out sin, and hokeypokey
You tell your peers an' fo'ks we're gone to birch
Baby that's soo groovy, then straight to my church
You'll save yourself, by living like I do
Come to grips and get kicks, and save your sweet soul too
I'm clearing conceits, on Easter I'm mourning
I blab like Malcolm X, thus me so preachy
Oh, so preachy
Oh, oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Oh, so preachy
Oh, so, so preachy
Oh, so preachy
God bless you my child!
Nitty gritty, nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, it's nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, it's nitty, nitty gritty
Nitty gritty, nitty, nitty gritty
Me so preachy
So, so preachy
Me so preachy
God bless you my child!
Nitty gritty, it's nitty, nitty gritty
Me so preachy!
© Peter Andersson.
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I haven't heard TOS in a while but shall 555 it anyway as that 111 was undeserved ( I would 555 it anyway ). This wouldn't happen to be directed towards anyone in Pope-ticular, would it?
Ha! I've never heard the original, just references to it in 'Baby Got Back' and other sources. Some hilarious rhyming here, especially having different ones each time. Flock it to me, K1chyd! 555
"God bless you my child" LMAO Imagining that line with that woman's accent (couldn't help it) nearly had me crapping my pants! Straight 5's.
LOL! I can't believe I missed this one. This was hilarious. All 5's. Whoever gave this 1's is an idiot.
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