Can't see clouds, since there's no windows
Time it goes, really really slow
Pilot seems drunk and we all violently shake
I'm scared that we'll crash into a lake

Thrown around, in my wooden chair
Now whose idea was this Discount Air?
I'd have paid a four figure fare
To be sleeping now,
Be sleeping now, Be sleeping now

Because the flight is 14 hours
Because the flight will torture us
Because the flight is 14 hours
Because the flight will torture us

I have doubts that I'll still be alive
At six O' Clock, and now it's five
There are twelve hours, we must get through
Until we get where we are flying to

Thrown around, in my wooden chair
Now whose idea was this Discount Air?
I'd have paid a four figure fare
To be sleeping now,
Be sleeping now, Be sleeping now

Because the flight is 14 hours
Because the flight will torture us
Because the flight is 14 hours
Because the flight will torture us

I have no room
To put my feet on the floor
And my hand
Is on wood, oh, It's got splinters
It hurts, my elbow felt so
Good when it was on the ground, ow, ow
God help us now, help us now, help us now

Because the flight is 14 hours
Because the flight will torture us
Because the flight is 14 hours
A voice inside me says that we ought to jump