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Song Parodies -> "Jaime Garcia"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Jaime Garcia"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Wish the Yankees didn't trade for the guy. The only good thing that can be said about him after a promising start to his career with the Cardinals was that he's slightly better than Jeff Weaver's stint with the Yankees but it's nothing to brag about for any MLB pitchers.
Garcia's bad
Making fans mad

He takes up Monty's spot
It's making my brain rot

Threw a ball
Made us fall
Can't stand tall

Garcia's bad
I am not...
Even AJ Burnett was more trustworthy than Garcia right now.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Jonathan - August 25, 2017 - Report this comment
haven't really been watching baseball, or sports, for that matter. maybe you could tell me, how's Tim Tebow doing? 5s

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