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Song Parodies -> "Beer"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Beer"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Sometimes the person gets busted by oneself.
Who drank my beer?
Mug is all cleared
Don't know who drank it all
Someone will take the fall
Was it you?
Don't tell me
It's not you
The lie is wack
You're ready to...
*smack*
He passed out? His alcohol always sucked after all so it's not surprising...
Mug is all cleared
Don't know who drank it all
Someone will take the fall
Was it you?
Don't tell me
It's not you
The lie is wack
You're ready to...
*smack*
He passed out? His alcohol always sucked after all so it's not surprising...
Talk about wasted.
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unds like me when there's coke no mo
I prefer vodka to beer. Much more hard hitting.
eggnog beats all! 5s
^ I'll drink to that! 555 Max!
How about the 15 seconds I spent looking at this parody?
And it took you 15 seconds to make a useless complaint, so you wasted 30 seconds total!
Interesting point. But it wasn't a complete waste. After all I did make a joke that will.go down in the annals of AIR as one of the greatest comebacks ever. You do agree with that asessment dont you?
if you ain't man enough to drink a beer you outta be castrated. We used to call eggnog, well, eggrot. It's like cow snot, boy. Go glug down a jug full of potato mash moonshine. Grow a pair. if not, you're not a true Son of the South.
^ I assume you're speaking to me. yes, I'm possibly the worst southerner ever, I don't drink alcohol, never tried roadkill, and have yet to sleep with a cousin!
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