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Song Parodies -> "Vanilla Bean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Vanilla Bean"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
No matter what, vanilla will always be the best ice cream flavor. Unlike chocolate ice cream which kids likes better for some reason, it doesn't leave a sour aftertaste.
Vanilla bean
Vanilla bean
Ideal ice cream flavor
Is something to savor
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla bean!
Little babies
That's what I eat!
Wait a minute...
Vanilla bean
Ideal ice cream flavor
Is something to savor
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla bean!
Little babies
That's what I eat!
Wait a minute...
Vanilla!
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my personal favorite ice cream flavor is mint-chip. but yes, vanilla ice cream IS better than chocolate! 5s
My fave is butter pecan, but vanilla is better than chocolate, of course! 555!
Vacuum cleaner setting, what the hell are you on about? Chocolate ice-cream is lovely!
^ ? - c'mon, I LOVE Chocolate! but even I think as an ice cream, it's overrated! and yeah Rob, butter pecan is good too! one of my favorites along with cherry-vanilla, and the already mentioned mint-chip!
Top 15 Ice cream flavors:
1. Vanilla, 29%
2. Chocolate, 8.9%
3. Butter pecan, 5.3%
4. Strawberry, 5.3%
5. Neapolitan, 4.2%
6. Chocolate chip, 3.9%
7. French vanilla, 3.8%
8. Cookies and cream, 3.6%
9. Vanilla fudge ripple, 2.6%
10. Praline pecan, 1.7%
11. Cherry, 1.6%
12. Chocolate almond, 1.6%
13. Coffee, 1.6%
14. Rocky road, 1.5%
15. Chocolate marshmallow, 1.3%
All others, 23.7%
Source: International Ice Cream Association
1. Vanilla, 29%
2. Chocolate, 8.9%
3. Butter pecan, 5.3%
4. Strawberry, 5.3%
5. Neapolitan, 4.2%
6. Chocolate chip, 3.9%
7. French vanilla, 3.8%
8. Cookies and cream, 3.6%
9. Vanilla fudge ripple, 2.6%
10. Praline pecan, 1.7%
11. Cherry, 1.6%
12. Chocolate almond, 1.6%
13. Coffee, 1.6%
14. Rocky road, 1.5%
15. Chocolate marshmallow, 1.3%
All others, 23.7%
Source: International Ice Cream Association
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