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Song Parodies -> "Clean Your Room"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Clean Your Room"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

As a kid, parents can be more intimidating when they're angry. Honestly, why else do you think kids would lie to them? You'd do the same in hope for a brief reprieve after getting scared to the point your bowels empties. Even after telling the truth, you still get punished so what do you have to lose? Written in the kid's point of view of what the parents seems to be saying in the midst of their tirade as a result of seeing the disaster that was once their son's room.

Even Chernobyl and Detroit would have been more habitable than that room.
Note how the kid's perception grows wilder by the second.
Clean up the room
Or get the broom*

The danger's gonna loom
We'll send you to your doom

Destructive?
You bet ya!
We'll kill you!

Our anger boom!
We'll send you to your...
DOOM!
*Trust me, getting hit with a broom can hurt.

Later the parents got angry, turns green and smash the kid, tore up the house, and had to go on a journey with the whole world thinking they're dead...only to be pursued by a reporter named McGee.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Jonathan - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Good Clean Fun! 5's
Tony Mason - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
It's time to clean your room today
To make it nice and neat;
And if you do not clean your room,
I will KILL YOU.
Max Power - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Exactly ;)

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