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Song Parodies -> "Forever Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Young"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Youth Group

Parody Song Title:

"Forever Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Kal poke

The Lyrics

Said to a blonde If you are blonde don't take this offensively i just felt like a joke
You hear a joke and think of it for a while,
You had to google "What is a pedophile",
Think you know the answer but 'chu never will,
Will you ever make it up the IQ hill?

Let me laugh 'cos you can't get it right,
Don't know the answer but you'll never stop try'n,
You sit and google how to do a flip,
Music keeps you happy...(kinda)

Imagine when you get a son,
He'll probably be,equally dumb,
Your daughter will never learn logically,
She'll get arrested for forgery

Forever dumb, your gonna be forever dumb,
Your gonna be forever dumb,
Your a blonde with no sense of direction,
Direction direction,
Forever dumb, your gonna be forever dumb,
your gonna be forever dumb,
Your a blonde with no sense of direction,
Direction direction,

You have no brain cells Stay on the seat,
You'll be beaten in a rap battle in a beat,
Sooner or later you'll be gone,
Get one brain cell 'cos thats better than none?
It's hard to get on without an apllause,
You cant even complete, the simplest chores,
Smarts are like anything you can have fun,
And smarts are for ever,
So much stuff you could've learned today
So many games that you forgot to play,
So many lessons surrounding you,
Let them come true

Forever young I want to be forever young,
Do you really want to live forever?
Forever, forever
Forever dumb, your gonna be forever dumb,
Your gonna be forever dumb,
Your a blonde with no sense of direction,
Direction direction,
Forever dumb, your gonna be forever dumb,
your gonna be forever dumb,
Your a blonde with no sense of direction,
Direction direction,

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Alman213 - June 09, 2010 - Report this comment
AWESOME!!!!!!
TheGuyOfInternet123 - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody. It really seems as if the real writer wrote it.
Somebody101 - September 10, 2015 - Report this comment
If you are going to call somebody dumb, it would be a good idea to learn the differencebetween "your" and "you're", otherwise it will have that Irony in wich YOU end up looking like the dumb one.

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