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Song Parodies -> "Clean Your Room"

Original Song Title:

"Bust a Move"

Original Performer:

Young MC

Parody Song Title:

"Clean Your Room"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Dust It

Dust off your fan before it kills us
If it gets much worse your girlfriend will cuss
Plants dying, dust on their trellis?
Cause dude at cleaning, you're just hell-ous
Mold ain't hearty nor is it arty
Dude your rooms smelling bad like you are farty
You cell phones rings and you wish you could text sir
But reading through all that dirt must be a perplexer

Your dysfunction dirt's next junction
my Asthma Attack, your new compunction
Food on the ground, roaches start to glance
But then you dropped so much that they could not advance
The Dust starts stalking where you're walking
Gets on things for Ebay you're hawking
You'll need a whole lot more than just a broom
So come on dirt-boy and then dust your room

Just Clean Your Room

Dirt clouds your vision can't envision
All of your crap will lead to collisions
Can't find your coat or your shoe laces
No clean floor just messy spaces
Feel vibrations ant predation
I can't breathe in your room cause of poor filtration
Hanging from the ceiling I see a rope
It's a house spider, and he's trying to cope

Its mags your loading, clothes not folding
Could care less 'bout what your shelves are holding
Your fish are dead, and your dog wants to go
But if it pooed in this mess, hell you wouldn't know
Hey there fellow, walls are yellow,
You know your debris is not mellow
Your dishes in the sink, isn't much to prove
You can't sit down, just clean your room

If You smell it
Don't spray it
If you clean it
baby you'll love it

Just Clean your room

if You hate it
Just mop it
if You clean it
Baby you'll beat it

What a pity Toilet seats gritty
'Cause next to yours, the outhouse seems pretty
Move stuff to the left just to make path ways
Then you try to find the tube but it's lost in space
Ceilings flakin', walls are shakin'
Room is so tossed that the rats are vacating
If you got no income cause you look bizarre
Then please clean this mess up, and you'll go so far

It is quite simplistic, though its unrealistic
Just finding your broom is so idealistic
Your yard's covered in junk and man so is your van
Even local politicians have you in plans
So your big mess has swollen You keep trollin'
Your neighbors beg "Please clean" but you won't get rollin'
The cops come up with a court date for you
You know what to do dude, just clean it soon

You trip on it
Just move it
if You clean it
baby you'll like it

Just Clean your room

You can't see it
Then clean it
if You spot it
Baby just scrub it

Clean it down for me buddy

Your porch is scary; scared your brother Barry
All your friends and foes are getting wary
You have a toxic waste dump on your land
and even Mr Clean won't lend you a hand
It's your credo, Dirt's what you need bro
Your dirt is so bad it killed your libido
FEMA came in and they all were fretting
Cause your home's so bad they wind up splitting

Living space shrinking land values sinking
You do not know a lot about logical thinking
I think your home may be Satan's butt crack
because the smelly clouds within are all pitch black
Dirt starts jumpin' trash truck dumpin'
They mistook your yard a dump yard bumping
You said that once last year you used your vacuum
but can't have been to clean just see the fumes

if You see it
Just move it
if You waste it
baby you'll like it

Just Clean your Room

if You move it
You'll like it
if You clean it
Baby you'll love it

Clean it Boy
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Old Man Ribber - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
B.A.Dave - You really cleaned up with this one. I'd say more, but after this song I see some housework that can't be postponed any (Nicely done!) ;D
TJC - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Dave--Dust-'Bustin'' ya fives--which hopefully you can use to hire yerself a MerryMaid!
Fiddlegirl - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Some time and effrort went into this one... (much more than went into the room, evidently!) :D
FG, Part II - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Excuse me... that would be "effort"... ;)
Below Average Dave - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank You OMR, TJC, and Fiddlegirl!
Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Dave, I'm sorry that I DKTOS, as so often happens between us, and not really into the generation-gap music. (Never heard of the band .) But what FG said: Obviously, a lot of work; it's funny, and I'll trust the others on the pacing. Now, clean up these Fives, and hang them neatly on your page!
Blaydeman - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Who are you, my mother!? Seriously, nice job. This is a rough song to take down. Pacing could've been a little tighter, but still a very "clean" song.
SamuraiMaster - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Okay, you're reminding me of how my room used to be sometimes. Though most of the time my room is just cluttered. Nevertheless a nightmare to clean.
Matthias - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Classic rap song and a classic parody loved many of the lines in here but my favorite was: "Satan's Butt Crack".
Wild Child JIN - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: This parody fits me well, you outta see the state my room is in, and it's not Ohio! LOL! :-D Excellent work! 5's :-)
Abbott Skelding - March 12, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Great job rhyming with the original lyrics! I would say more, but there is a pile of clothes that is looking at me the wrong way...555!
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Satan's butt crack, eh? Gotta remember that one. Great parody here, just fantastic. 555 gas masks for you!
Dave W. - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Been searchin' the archives again for some inspiration...don't know if I can do this justice...cuz yours is Way Above Average, Dave
Agrimorfee - February 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Dave W, BAD was a great parodist, and devoted to recording his and generously others'work. He gave up parodies due to some personal issues, I hope he finds his way back to us and is doing well.

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