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Song Parodies -> "Boehner, What a Lonely Fart!"
Original Song Title:
"Owner of A Lonely Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Yes
Parody Song Title:
"Boehner, What a Lonely Fart!"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
You say Boehner, and I say "boner."
Stepping down,
Mr. Spray Orange Tan,
Ineffective as the Speaker--
Weepy clown,
Pagliacci's at an end--
As a Muppet you'd be Beaker!
Beaten down
By your tea-bagger friends,
Cruz and crew,
They bucked you all the way--
Take, taken down
Your every move was jammed--
Time to blow your nose...
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Much better than re-
Maining as a weak old fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
J, you didn't dare chance it!
You've been challenged before--
Washington:
He's Reagan in disguise--
Now he's dancing with Pelosi!
You
Lose your House
Of Representatives,
A damn do-nothing legislature!
Freed yourself
At your press conference--
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah, indeed!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Much better than a
Broker of a broken House!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
(Boehner:)
"And then this Planned Parenthood sh-t confused me so!
My guys said f-k it, shut down the government!
In the end I had to go--
Without Democrats
I couldn't legislate at all, no, no!"
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Untethered and a
Loner in a gold golf cart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Unfettered and a
Stoner in an old golf cart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Two thousand sixteen in November,
We'll decide who's the leader--
Maybe the right it will ignite
After Obama departs?
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Had to leave it!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Mr. Spray Orange Tan,
Ineffective as the Speaker--
Weepy clown,
Pagliacci's at an end--
As a Muppet you'd be Beaker!
Beaten down
By your tea-bagger friends,
Cruz and crew,
They bucked you all the way--
Take, taken down
Your every move was jammed--
Time to blow your nose...
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Much better than re-
Maining as a weak old fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
J, you didn't dare chance it!
You've been challenged before--
Washington:
He's Reagan in disguise--
Now he's dancing with Pelosi!
You
Lose your House
Of Representatives,
A damn do-nothing legislature!
Freed yourself
At your press conference--
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah, indeed!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Much better than a
Broker of a broken House!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
(Boehner:)
"And then this Planned Parenthood sh-t confused me so!
My guys said f-k it, shut down the government!
In the end I had to go--
Without Democrats
I couldn't legislate at all, no, no!"
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Untethered and a
Loner in a gold golf cart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Unfettered and a
Stoner in an old golf cart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Two thousand sixteen in November,
We'll decide who's the leader--
Maybe the right it will ignite
After Obama departs?
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Had to leave it!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
©Bob "Smells Like Obama" Gomez 2015
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seriously how did a parody about a "Boehner" get past the censors? 5's
Beats me.
oh yeah, that Beaker guy that can only make little squeaking beeping sounds
Dare we even ask???
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