Throw a shell
While on your speedy ride
You gonna go and pass up Bowser
Give 'em Hell
Make 'em slam on the brakes
It's your chance to win with power!

Dizzy spells
Bananas make 'em shake
Peels threw and you will make 'em sway

Race!
Racing's swell
You're on a winning streak
Passed by Boo the ghost!!!

Driver in Mario Kart
Zippin' through Mario Kart
Zoom faster as a...
Driver in Mario Kart
Blastin' through Mario Kart

Speeding just like a rocket
From arrows on the floor

Knock 'em out!
The blue shell whacks Shy Guy
Once it hits he'll be exploding
Screwed!
He'll need help!
He'll grab that star, He's saved
He's now invincible and glowing

Yoshi's swell
That mushroom boosts him fast
He'll even beat Princess Peach!

Driver in Mario Kart
Flashin' through Mario Kart!
Burn rubber as a...
Driver in Mario Kart
Dashin' through Mario Kart!

Winner of Mario Kart!!!

There will be near collisions
Thrown off Rainbow Road
Keep driving with aggression, You're Donkey Kong
To the end you'll bash your foes
Just like Toad that creep
A Thunderbolt will make them small
Go! Go!

Flyin' through Mario Kart!

Racer of Mario Kart!
Faster in Mario Kart!
Through castles as a...
Driver in Mario Kart!
Player of Mario Kart!!!

Speedster of Mario Kart!
Dragster of Mario Kart!
Grip Chain Chomp as a...
Master of Mario Kart!
Driver in Mario Kart!!!

Gamer of Mario Kart!!!

Each track has dangers and illusions
Fall in lava, ripped apart
(Quicker in Mario Kart!)
You might ignite some dynamite
And find paths not on the chart
(Snappy in Mario Kart!)

You'll receive that first place medal
Just heave your feet on that pedal
It's tricky but you must meddle
To achieve it!

Driver in Mario Kart!!!