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Song Parodies -> "Driver in Mario Kart"

Original Song Title:

"Owner of a lonely heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Driver in Mario Kart"

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The Lyrics

If you haven't played Mario Kart before you're really missing out but it's pretty easy to figure out. It's a racing game with a lot of the Nintendo characters and you break boxes that give you different weapons. That's honestly all you need to know to figure out this parody and the game.
Throw a shell
While on your speedy ride
You gonna go and pass up Bowser
Give 'em Hell
Make 'em slam on the brakes
It's your chance to win with power!

Dizzy spells
Bananas make 'em shake
Peels threw and you will make 'em sway

Racing's swell
You're on a winning streak
Passed by Boo the ghost!!!

Driver in Mario Kart
Zippin' through Mario Kart
Zoom faster as a...
Driver in Mario Kart
Blastin' through Mario Kart

Speeding just like a rocket
From arrows on the floor

Knock 'em out!
The blue shell whacks Shy Guy
Once it hits he'll be exploding
He'll need help!
He'll grab that star, He's saved
He's now invincible and glowing

Yoshi's swell
That mushroom boosts him fast
He'll even beat Princess Peach!

Driver in Mario Kart
Flashin' through Mario Kart!
Burn rubber as a...
Driver in Mario Kart
Dashin' through Mario Kart!

Winner of Mario Kart!!!

There will be near collisions
Thrown off Rainbow Road
Keep driving with aggression, You're Donkey Kong
To the end you'll bash your foes
Just like Toad that creep
A Thunderbolt will make them small
Go! Go!

Flyin' through Mario Kart!

Racer of Mario Kart!
Faster in Mario Kart!
Through castles as a...
Driver in Mario Kart!
Player of Mario Kart!!!

Speedster of Mario Kart!
Dragster of Mario Kart!
Grip Chain Chomp as a...
Master of Mario Kart!
Driver in Mario Kart!!!

Gamer of Mario Kart!!!

Each track has dangers and illusions
Fall in lava, ripped apart
(Quicker in Mario Kart!)
You might ignite some dynamite
And find paths not on the chart
(Snappy in Mario Kart!)

You'll receive that first place medal
Just heave your feet on that pedal
It's tricky but you must meddle
To achieve it!

Driver in Mario Kart!!!

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Callmelennie - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I watched my kids play this game, so I'm sort of catching these references
Jonathan - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
mama mia that's-a funny-a parody! 5's
Ann Hammond - June 15, 2013 - Report this comment

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